My Name is...

my name is PIPER
i wear a DIAPER

my rhymes be fresh
they couldn't be riper

i'm a lyrical SNIPER,
they bites like a VIPER

Although I be young, my knowledge SURPASSES
i'll be blowing your mind as you're wiping my asses

spit up, poop, you know my habbits
You be chasing me around, you silly rabbit

the bunny, thats funny, you know i'm Money
you feel the last movement, it was a little Runny

I got no muscle tone, I'm hardcore to the Bone
You call it baby fat, yo give a dog a Bone

i'll chew you up and spit you out like a Now-n-later
You best be afraid of me - don't beep my Pager

been here a week, and I'm already in Charge
17" and 8 pounds Large

I don't eat cheese or Tapioca
I got more cars than Lee Iacoca.

if you wanna hit me, up, better press Sendie
I fry more burgers than that freckled bitch Wendy

If you like my flavor, it's something you should Savour
Tomorrow I'll be gone, but I'm always a Player








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